Week 9 NFL Predictions

Do you know what is great? Chevy Chase in "Community". Do you know what is not great? Trying to do NFL predictions a week after being a humbling 7-6 and just not being in the mood to do it. I'll mailing this one in folks. I'm just too worn down for the Pens road trip to really care.

SUNDAY

The Ravens are coming off a huge win over the Broncos, the Bengals are well rested and looking to sweep the series. BENGALS WIN!






The Dolphins are undefeated in the AFC East, the Patriots have beaten their last two opponents by the combined score of 94-7. PATRIOTS WIN!






The Texans are on a three game winning streak, the Colts have injuries mounting on both sides of the ball. COLTS WIN!






Todd Haley should have stayed with the Cardinals, the Jaguars are looking to prove they are better than their performance last week. JAGUARS WIN!






The Packers will be happy they won't have to face Brett Favre the rest of the year, the Buccaneers haven't scored more than 21 points in a game all season long. PACKERS WIN!







Dan Snyder is apologizing for the awful product the Redskins put out on the field on a weekly basis, the Falcons have fallen back to Earth after a 4-1 start. FALCONS WIN!







The Cardinals are undefeated on the road this season, the Bears are undefeated at home this season. BEARS WIN!






The Chargers didn't beat Oakland as bad as they should have last week, the Giants need to stop a three game slide. GIANTS WIN!






Tennessee had the Curse of Cope lifted so they could win their first game last week, three of San Francisco's losses have been by 4 points or less. 49ERS WIN!






Carolina beat a legitimate opponent for the first time last week, the Saints are looking to stay perfect. SAINTS WIN!






The Lions couldn't even beat the winless Rams last week, both Seahawks victories have been shutouts including one against the Rams. SEAHAWKS WIN!






Dallas have gotten back into the playoff picture with three straight victories, the Eagles are starting their usual midseason push that will ultimately end with them not winning the Super Bowl again. EAGLES WIN!






MONDAY

The Steelers will be playing without three key defensive players (Aaron Smith, Ryan Clark, and Lawrence Timmons) and never do well in the high altitude, the Broncos look to rebound after being humbled last week against Baltimore. BRONCOS WIN!








BYE WEEK