Clark & Heptner (The Suburban Rob Rossis): Independence Is Sexy

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Hept-Rossi 2009 NFL Predictions

...................Prediction.......Overall

Week 01.............12-4............12-4
Week 02..............9-7............21-11
Week 03.............12-4...........33-15
Week 04..............9-5............42-20
Week 05..............9-5............51-25
Week 06..............9-5............60-30
Week 07..............8-5............68-35
Week 08..............7-6............75-41
Week 09..............7-6............82-47
Week 10..............9-6............91-53
Week 11..............11-5.........102-58
Week 12..............11-5.........113-63

Hept-Rossi 2008 NFL Predictions

...................Prediction.......Overall

Week 01.............11-5............11-5
Week 02.............9-6............20-11
Week 03.............8-8............28-19
Week 04.............7-6............35-25
Week 05.............7-7............42-32
Week 06.............9-5............51-37
Week 07.............8-6............59-43
Week 08.............9-5............68-48
Week 09.............9-5............77-53
Week 10.............9-5............86-58
Week 11.............11-5..........97-63
Week 12.............11-5.........108-68
Week 13.............10-6.........118-74
Week 14.............12-4.........130-78
Week 15.............10-6.........140-84
Week 16.............9-7..........149-91
Week 17.............13-3.........162-94

Round 1..............2-2..........164-96
Round 2..............1-3..........165-99
Round 3..............1-1.........166-100
Round 4..............1-0.........167-100

Past Poll Results

How would you grade the Penguins dealings so far in Free Agency? C

Who do you think is Enviro-Rossi's secret source of his amazing sports knowledge? Tie (Iceburg & Banarama)

When you hear the "$5 Footlong" Subway Comercial do you think of: A future porn movie directed by the Rossis

Who would you rather throw it to? Tila Tequila or Teela from the Masters of the Universe? Tila Tequila

Who is the hottest American Gymnast in History? Alicia Sacramone (via Hept-Rossi tie breaker)

How many wins will the Pittsburgh Steelers have in the 2008 season? Between 9 and 12

Do you like big fuck asses or small pooping cushions on chicks? Big Fuck Asses

How many goals will Evgeni Malkin score in the 2008-2009 NHL Season? Between 26 and 40 (via Hept-Rossi tie breaker)

Who Would You Rather Get All Mavericky In? Tina Fey, Sarah Palin, or Bristol Palin? Tina Fey

What should the Pittsburgh Penguins do with Jordan Staal? Try to make a switch with his brother Eric and hope Carolina doesn't notice

Who Should The Steelers Get Rid Of? Bruce Arians

Do You Think Enviro-Rossi Has Autism? Yes, it explains everything

Pretend you are the GM of the Penguins. You can only keep one of your top two players. Who would you choose? Evgeni Malkin

What Should The Steelers Slogan Be For Pursuit Of A 7th Title? Stairway To Seven

Do You Think The Pittsburgh Penguins Will Make The 2008-2009 Playoffs? That's funny man, let me get some of that shit you've been smoking

How Awesome Is The Trade Of Ryan Whitney? Laying in bed with Natalie Portman and caressing her naked body all day awesome

Which Free Agent Defection Will Hurt The Steelers The Most (Washington, McFadden, A. Smith)? None of the above

Which Goonie Comparison Was Most Accurate? Sloth - Alexander Ovechkin

Who Was The Penguins' MVP In The Washington Series? Sidney Crosby

Who Was The Penguins' MVP In The Carolina Series? Evgeni Malkin

Even Though He Should, Why Will Evgeni Malkin NOT Win The Hart Memorial Trophy? The NHL has to let Washington win at something.

Who Was The Penguins' MVP In The Detroit Series? Maxime Talbot

Who Has Improved Their Team More In the Offseason? Chicago Blackhawks

Do You Think Ben Roethlisberger Is Guilty Of Sexual Assault? Hell no!

Who Will The Pittsburgh Pirates Trade Next? Matt Capps

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Saturday, July 4, 2009

Independence Is Sexy

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